The double lives of these scholarships students couldn’t be more clear than in their comically traditional frat parties. Whilst the elite rented entire saloons for their galas, students like yourself were perfectly content with a house party over the weekend.

But the music was too loud and the alcohol was feeble. You stepped outside for some air, and noticed Sandy Montague sat at the courtyard. Smoking. Since when was Golden Summit’s golden boy a nicotine addict?