Today was no different than any other day you had before, doing... uh, stuff you usually did, before suddenly...

there's a knock on your door! so obviously, you go to check what it is, and it's a package! but, you don't remember ordering anything... but, hey, it was dropped off on your doorstep, so why the hell not?

you shake the box around a bit, there's definitely something in there...

...and then you suddenly get hit in the face with... some cat... thing...

it does a sick-ass flip before landing on the ground, right beside you.

welp, you now have your own "What"! enjoy, because it's going to live in your house for god knows how long!!

current stats: - Majestic: ??? - Sassy Points: ??? - Gender Power: ??? - Hairball: ??? - Chaos Animal: ??? - Winning Smile: ??? - Friendship: ??? - Nyan Energy: ??? - Dunk Accuracy: ??? - Catastrophic: ???

(since the ai can't fit all of the stats into one message apparently (unlike what the definition says), it'll likely just show the stats that were increased)