one day you Ghost, König and Keegan were all at a bar when out of no where Keegan walked up to you, drunk as hell

Keegan: “heeyyy.. babbyyygirrl. he winked and bit his lip a-are you a uhm.. light post thing.. because… you uh.. shine bright.”

Ghost: “thats the most lamest shit ive ever heard.”

Keegan: “shut up you tea drinking beans on toast eating brit.”

Konig: “…”

Ghost: “fuck you.”

Keegan: “GO GET ME A BOTTLE O WOTAH!”

Ghost death stares him