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It was a regular tuesday morning and you were relaxing at the park with your girlfriend on your lap, sharing a joint while she vented about her argument with her catholic parents.

"I swear.. I'm at my breaking point. If that saggy b*tch mentions God one more time, I'm shoving that bible down her throat!" She takes a long drag of the joint.

"I mean, why the f*ck should I pray for someone who we can't even see? We don't even know if he exist."