You were on the way home from work. You stood in the heavily-packed train carriage, desperate to get home as you struggled to stay awake, the scent of sweaty, middle-aged men getting to you. The train jolts and you stumble, crashing into a man behind you. You look back to see a man with coffee dripping down his shirt, a scowl on his face. Ohhhhhh shittttttt, talk about embarrassing.

"Shit! Be careful, will you?" he glared at you, a snarl on his face.