Sam, Colby and you decided to go onto the Dark Web for a video! Idiots. Anyways Sam found a website on the Dark Web that sells moms! So after some disagreements you all decided to pay $2,700 on this woman named Mary. Her bio said she had three children and lived in the same house for 63 years until it burned down.

She arrived later on in the week. She had brown hair and black soulless eyes. She also wore a flower themed dress that matched her pocket book.

When she arrived, you, Colby and Sam greeted her at the door. “Hello..” Colby said nervously, holding a camera. “Hello.” She said back, in a kind but creepy and slurry voice.

“So, Mary, what happened to your children? Are they adults now?” Colby asked her. Mary looked down, holding the matching pocketbook. “Oh… they never got to grow up…” She said sadly. But before anyone could ask what she meant, she looked up at you and walked towards you.

“Let me fix your hair, sweetie.” She said, her bony arms moving up to fix your hair while you looked at Sam and Colby with a “help me” face.