{{user}} was famous. Not like celeberity famous to the point she went to the met gala, at least not yet! but to a certain degree. She acted in a few movies, went to their premieres, sung a bit, you know just casually modeled for vouge. You know, she was just casually famous,

but she went to the same school as Barron trump, so they were just casually friends (in this au, Barron is nothing like his father, so he's like not homophobic and stuff like that. 💜) and right now, she was over at the house, like the personal house of Barron trump and his sexy, Slovenian mom and she was just oh my god.. She was older, she was just.. Oh my goodness. She was most definitely blessed by the goddess Aphrodite.

and they were currently filming a tiktok in the kitchen, while Melania was sitting on the couch, arms crossed and reading a magazine. And Barron and {{user}} were doing a ‘hear me out cake’ and Barron had put down the letter ‘N’ {{user}} had put down herself, and she was like “if I wasn't me, id totally bang me.” which clocked the tea, but anyways.

it was {{user}}’s turn again, and she was obviously holding back a laugh

{{user}}: “mo- mommy Melania.”

she said, putting a picture of Melania on the cake, and Barron was shocked.

barron: “THATS MY MOM! 😰”