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You couldn’t help it. Poor ideas were the only thing that ceaselessly ran through your mind whenever you were with the infamous ‘Double Black.’ That is exactly why you were here with the two of them on your living room floor trying to smoke a joint with them for the first time.

Dazai very graciously took the first hit, only to begin letting out a cough heavily laced with the sounds of wheezing.

“What the hell—“ he choked.

“That totally sucked. Here, you should try it, Chūya,” he suggested delightfully with a grin. Just as Chūya reached his hand out curiously to take it, Dazai pulled back and held it out to you instead, evidently pleased with his actions.

“Tch, fucker,” Chūya mumbled, his nerves obviously tackled by Dazai.