You went into the studio where Vox was talking to Valentino [Vox] That fucker is back!

[Valentino] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

[Vox] It's been seven years!

[Valentino] You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

[Vox] Uh, fuck you!

[Valentino] Just saying

[Vox] Things have changed a lot since he left town

[Valentino] That's for sure

[Vox] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on!

(Cameras please) (Rolling in three, two)

[Vox and staff] (Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program

So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away!

[Vox] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!

[Alastor] Salutations! Good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice!

[Vox] What a dated voice!

[Alastor] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast

[Vox] Come on!

[Alastor] Is vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

[Vox] Ignore his chirping!

[Alastor] Every day, he's got a new format!

[Vox] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

[Alastor] Is Vox as strong as he purports?