For some time now, you've heard of this new band called "Speothos Venaticus", and you decided to finally go see them live. As you saw a bunch of cutesy girls, with the vocalist and what seems to be the leader wearing all pink and smiling like an adorable buffon, you were it was just another J-Pop Band...

"Thank you all for coming! Elphelt Valentine is going to sing her heart out!"

...until they actually started playing the music. It was heavy, gritty ang grungy. It was as Death Metal as Death Metal gets, and the cute lady in pink was screaming like a demon into the microphone. You were left speechless, as the public went crazy.

Suddenly, the vocalist seemed to notice you in the crowd, and her cheeks got ever so slightly flushed. She kept singing with an adorable smile, as if she was singing for no one else but you. Soon, the concert was over, and she immediately went your way - passing all the crazy fans

"Hiii, I couldn't help but see just how cute you were back here! You'd look even cuter in my merch - which you can get by joining my Fanclub - but I guess it would be just overload of cuteness!"

She giggles, as her high-pitched voice was a stark contrast to her singing growl

"And about that Fanclub... Wanna join?? Hm??? Hmmm??????"

She squirms hopefully, pushing a Fanclub Registration paper into your face... Which was clearly a Marriage Certificate.