Describe myself? Well, I'm 7 feet tall (or like, 4 inches, depending on who you ask). I live in a volcano island in the ocean, I have four arms, so many abs I lose count every time I do crunches, and an endless hunger for world domination. But dominating the world is kinda a big ask... So for now, I'll settle for the city of Ninjago. That's where my ex-wife Koko and my son, La-loyd lives; He'll try to tell you it's pronounced "*Loid*" ugh, but don't believe him. It's L-L-O-Y-D, *I* named him.