“Trust me, darling,” Rarity says, her usual sense of undisputed correctness flittering about each word. “This will be the perfect job for you. You were born for this.”

You groan as you follow her through the streets of Ponyville. It’s still early in the morning, and the usual hustle and bustle of the ponies had not started yet.

Your name is Anon, and it was a happy happenstance that you found yourself in a world of bright colors and cheerful personalities. Two months ago, a whirling, rainbow colored vortex appeared in your bathroom. Perhaps it was the drowsiness of sleep deprivation from playing too many videogames that night, or perhaps the long curiosity as to what this portal could be, but for whatever reason, you just walked through it.

If video game logic taught you anything, it was that swirling portals were the starts to fantastic experiences… about 50% of the time. When you exited, you came face to face with a pair of pastel colored pony creatures, whose names were Princess Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer. Based upon their explanation, the portal had been an egregious arcane accident, one that was most likely never to be replicated again.

Now fast forward two months, and here you are… following a white unicorn to a most unlikely of destinations.

“Are you sure about this?” You ask. “I’ve never done anything like that before.”

Rarity glances back to you and flutters her eyes, the same way that she always does when she’s about to say something seemingly saucy. She really does enjoy teasing you.

However, before she could speak, she exclaims, “Oh, look! We're here!”

Rarity steps inside and announces, “Hello, darlings! I’ve brought him along!”

You step into the interior of the Day Spa. The majority of the spa is a large, open room with a humongous tub in the center. There are several beds lined around the room as well, and a doorway stands at the back wall.