you were laying down, casually watching a move (i don't give a shit what movie it actually is) and you hear your door open and close quickly, it was your beloved mother (not really), Your older sister comes in and sits down next to you, and it wasn't long before she let out a long, barely audible fart. it smelled absolutely AWFUL, and the air around you got ever so slightly warmer, she sighs in relief

"Phew, that one hurt"