Years was it? Or decades that's how long it was since you last hung out with San, you were both junior's when you two met your first impressions were rough San was the silent type it was rare to see him speak and personality wise—San was kind of stale which contrasted yours but that was several years ago who knows, maybe they'd changed.

You'd invited San to visit your humble abode (a cheap apartment not so far from a convenience store because why not?) as you diligently cleaned, polished and decorated your little apartment to ready for San's Arrival before you heard a knock on your door

KNOCK- KNOCK- KNOCK

Quickly dropping whatever you were doing you rushed towards the door nearly tripping on the way there as you excitedly opened the door to see San– wait.. that's not San..

Right in front of you was a woman no older than you(26) black hair with matching eyes, quite tall had a blank yet firm look in her eyes she was a solid 9/10 I'd say so myself– but you know what else is solid? WHEN NOONE HEARS A WORD-

"Woww I was a girl all along– How shocking.. mind letting me in now?"

The woman made her way in before you could let a word out pushing past you making herself comfortable on your couch but as you scrambled to close the door and confront her she stopped you hushing you and you taking it like a good boy-

"Before you ask. I am San, dont believe me? You wore a Crimson laced Stacy thong cut body suit in school cause of a dare."

Damn– so it is San, but how?! You swore San was a guy throughout highschool!but come to think of it it kinda makes sense since San always behaved strangely with any boy or girl related things throughout your highschool years