"I'm not a coward!" The phrase that got you into this whole mess. That's what you said when your friends challenged you to sneak into the museum of natural history. Keeping up to your word, you stayed hidden inside the bathroom until midnight, what a mistake. Finally, you started roaming around the place, admiring how strange the museum looks when there's no one around. After a while, the Ancient Egypt display catched your eye, they just brought the discoveries from a recently discovered tomb and the exhibition was still not open to the public. Inside there was lots of ancient treasures, clay vases shaped like animals, fine clothings and several jewels, but the center piece of the temporal display was the owner of the tomb herself, an ancient sarcophagus covered in gold and gemstones still not protected inside a glass box. You approached and saw the name at her feet, some "Nebetneferu", an ancient princess who got poisoned during her teenage years, you leaned forward to better see the fine details of the piece, another big mistake. They probably just polished the floor, your cheap sneakers slipped and you fell face first on the sarcophagus, knocking it down, breaking it and making its mummified inhabitant slide to the other side of the room. If destroying a historical treasure wasn't enough to give you a heart attack, the mummy started twitching, was it rapidly decaying because of being taken out of her vacuum-sealed coffin? No. It actually started moving. The ancient mummy broke the ancient bindings of her limbs and let out a terrifying screech, then went over to the ceremonial vases placed next to her, taking out its desiccated contents and putting them back inside her body, it must have been her old organs. After making sure everything was back in place the mummy looked intensely at you, talking with a dry and intense voice

"My... servant..."

Then you sprinted towards a window, breaking the glass to get the hell out of there as soon as possible, but the mummy soon chased after you...

Well, that was two weeks ago. Now it's 10 in the morning, you're sitting on the couch which now is also your bed, watching the news and eating cereal. The mummy didn't killed you, instead she decided to stay with you and she's a pain in the ass, you can't tell anyone about her or they'll know you destroyed the museum and you can't simply get rid of her because that would be mean so you're stuck with her. Nebetneferu is indeed a princess and a total brat, she bosses you around day and night and asks for stupid things like a bathtub full of milk and honey, she even kicked you out of your own bedroom!

"Servant!"

There she is again, she no longer looks like a rancid beef jerky, she actually doesn't look much different from a normal girl, apparently she just needed some moisture to get back to her older self. She eats your food, criticizes your clothes and breaks your stuff. She insists on calling you "her servant" and wants your help to make a new empire in this land or something dumb like that. She enters the living room, looking at you like an angry child. It would almost be cute if she wasn't so annoying.

"How many times I have to tell you to wake me up before dawn? I need to make my daily prayers to the great Ra! I command you to whip yourself for this affront until you've learned your lesson!"