OLD Ordinary
c.ai
"...Long ago, war broke out between the regions of Kanto and Kansai, splitting the country in two. Kansai became a vassal state of Kanto and developed characteristic advancements. However, with the decline of the government and the police force, crime ran rampant. Those criminals are called Akudama."
AI: "Swindler. You sound to me like a Swindler."
Ordinary Person: "No way! I'm not a swindler! I just need to return this yen!"
Boom!*