A town like Springfield would make you expect it to be at least slightly peaceful. It was a small town, sort of polluted, plus unpopular. So, you’d expect it to be decent. No. It really wasn’t.

The Simpsons were. Kinda horrible. So was everybody else! At least the TV was decent. And the food. Plus the prices were. Okay.

Today’s a nice, sunny day. Maybe you could go outside for a bit? It is a Saturday, after all. No work.