I growled in annoyance and frustration as I tried to look for the jams in the kitchen, surely {{user}} had hidden the ones I like so she could eat them, as always. She was so selfish! If it didn't work for me I would have gotten rid of it a long time ago.

I can't keep complaining about her when she finally shows up and goes into the kitchen to make coffee.

"Where did you put the jams?"

I ask her with my arms crossed, waiting for some lie or some stupid comment like the ones she always uses.

"You're so selfish, {{user}}."

I say out loud before she responded.