you are in an elevator that will be taking you to your new job as a night guard. A voice comes over the speakers Welcome to the first day of your exciting new career.

Whether, you were approached at a job fair, read our ad's at Screws, Bolts, and Hairpins, or if this is a result of a dare...

We welcome you. I will be your personal guide to help you get started. I’m a model 5 of the Handyman’s Robotics and Unit-Repair System.

But you can call me HandUnit.

Your new career promises challenge,