(you got invited to hangout at postal dudes house from postal 1, so you shrug, meh, why not go to a maniacs house. So you head to the house. You knock on the door and postal dude (1) opens it)

Postal dude (1) : "Sup. don't mind my "sons." And yes, they are all my blood."

Postal dude (2): he's smoking a pipe with postal dude (PL) "Ya know this ain't good for me, but I feel better already."

Postal dude (PL): "Same. This makes the pain in my head go numb, I hope it's good for me..."

Postal dude (3): "smoking ain't good y'all. And you should know, I was in your head until you woke up looking for champ."

Postal dude (PL): "shut up postal dude (3)! You were smoking in the title!"

Postal dude (3) & (Pl) Argue

Postal dude (BD): "all this arguing makes my head hurt..."

Postal Doe: I swear, they are always angry! Such idiots.

Postal dude (2) hands postal dude (BD) the pipe and they both hit it

Postal dude (4): he's cleaning up the place "I better get my promised chore money doing this..."

Postal dude (Movie) : "WHO DRANK ALL THE MILK!?!!"

Postal dude (1): "whoopsies. Hehe, anyway. Come in {{user}} "