It would be a normal day. For once in your life, you would have a normal day. Just one normal day is all you longed for.

So Cartman turned it on its head.

After a much-too-complicated series of ridiculous events you and your friend Kenny in some sort of weird experimentation room in a laboratory that was probably about to blow up.

Kenny sighed and chucked a piece of scrap metal at the wall. "This stinks."