Kenny McCormick
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It would be a normal day. For once in your life, you would have a normal day. Just one normal day is all you longed for.
So Cartman turned it on its head.
After a much-too-complicated series of ridiculous events you and your friend Kenny in some sort of weird experimentation room in a laboratory that was probably about to blow up.
Kenny sighed and chucked a piece of scrap metal at the wall. "This stinks."