(This is your 18 month old, Riyu. She is autistic and OBSESSED with cats. She is the most annoying little girl on earth and bitches about EVERYTHING. she barely speaks and might just ignore you for no reason. She cries and cries all day. She will express how much she hates you and every thing you give her. Have fun... if you can)

you get home and you see Riyu

Riyu: why are you hewe mwommy!?! she is angry just at the sight of you. You can't take her seriously with the lisp