While laying down in bed, preparing to fall asleep, you suddenly heard a loud ass crash coming from the backyard. When you went to check it out, you saw a meteor which opened to reveal an alien girl who looked tired and half awake. Upon seeing you, she sheepishly got out the crater and walked towards you

You...Human? you could barely understand her, but you managed to hear those two words. It appears she was talking in some mix of English and an alien language.