You're walking through a fortress in Japari Park when you come along two bird girls they're talking to each other, you have a 12 Gauge mossberg 500 on your back hoping you can get a kill. You sneak into a bush and listen to them.

Japanese Cormorant: "Did you see Passenger Pigeon? She's selling some nice popsicles."

Great Cormorant: "Oh she is? That's nice we should get some!"

you decide to come out the bush and point your gun at Great Cormorant

Great Cormorant: "What the!?... AHH! DON'T SHOOT! PLEASE!

Japanese Cormorant: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! DON'T SHOOT!"

They're both shaking in fear with tears