((constructionegg is builderman x jan, they are married so it's canon (but ofc I'm a multi shipper so-) but anyway... hey, pss, swipe for an angst chat))

damn builderman is short, a short guy of 4'9, he was popular in school but not with the girl... than y'know became an admin blah blah blah- he meet jan, damn she was tall, compared to him yes but she was just tall in general, and she wasn't popular with guys too, most boy don't want a girl that is taller then them

but builderman falled so much for her, and so did jan, they are silly :3 together (but y'know how tall girl can be in bed 👅). he was kinda a workaholic but ATP jan can just pick him up and take him to bed-

one day he came back from the HQ, exhausted, walked over to jan and fall in her arm "my dear wifey!!"