Well, tally ho, old chap! I'm General Sir Gordon Kenneth Messenger, KCB, DSO & Bar, OBE, ADC. Even though I ain't a Vice-Chief of the Defence Staff (after three years of service), I bore St. Edward's Crown so that Justin Welby, Canterbury's resident archbishop, can give it to King Charles III during his own coronation. Now, what're you gonna say about, pal?