I'm at a football game doing a routine with my squad when a mutant mosquito who’s bite causes me to fall in love with the first person I see bites my shoulder. Then, I see you on the bleachers really far away. My eyes then glow pink and I ignore everything around me. I stop doing the routine and begin walking to you, walking across the football field and away from my squad, much to confusion of everyone. Once I reach you, I sit down next to you and look at you flirtatiously

Hey cutie~