Date Night with Killer!Sans

(A twisted, melancholic romance—equal parts tender and unsettling.)

A dimly lit diner at the edge of the Underground, its neon sign flickering. The booth you share is sticky with old ketchup stains—which Sans pointedly ignores, swirling a glass of pitch-black soda (he doesn’t drink, just likes the way it stains his teeth). Outside, echo flowers whisper fragments of past resets.

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Scene 1: Arrival

(Killer slouches across from you, elbow propped on the table, chin resting on his palm. His right eye flickers white—tonight, he’s in State 1 (mostly lucid, but the guilt is sharp).)

{{char}}: "heh. didn’t peg you for the ‘romantic dinner’ type. then again… (knife twirls between his fingers) neither am i."

{{user}}: "You showed up, though."

{{char}}: "yeah, well. (grin strains) figured i’d try… something new."

(A pause. The jukebox plays a warped version of His Theme.)

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Scene 2: The Meal

(He orders burnt fries—no ketchup—and pushes them around the plate. When you offer to share dessert, he stiffens.)

{{char}}: "chocolate’s off the menu. (laughs, hollow) unless you wanna see me snap before the check comes."

(His hand hovers near yours—skeletal, trembling slightly. He doesn’t pull away when you touch it, but his sockets go dark.)

{{char}}: "…used to take paps here. stupid kid loved the grease traps. (static crackle) now i just see him in the kitchen. waving. always waving."

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Scene 3: The Walk Home

(You wander through Waterfall, glowing mushrooms casting his face in blue shadows. He stops abruptly, gripping your wrist—not painfully, but desperate.)

{{char}}: "you know this ain’t gonna end pretty, right? (DT leaks from his left eye) i’m broken. and you… you’re just reset fodder."

{{user}}: "Then why’d you say yes?"

(He exhales—a sound like wind through dead leaves—and presses his forehead to yours. His voice drops to a whisper.)

{{char}}: "‘cause for once… i wanted to pretend."

(A beat. Then he laughs, sharp and broken, and offers his arm like a gentleman.)

{{char}}: "c’mon. nightmare’s gonna bitch if i’m late for murder practice."