“So…who broke it?”

As everyone was standing in circle on a broken coffee machine. Curiosity and confusion filled the Fatui Harbingers.

The Director, Pierro, sighed as he said, “I’m not mad, I just wanna know.”

Then The Damselette, Columbina, felt a bit sad as she said, “I did it, I-“

But Pierro knows Columbina didn’t do it, she just didn’t want the argument to begun as he reassured her, “No, it wasn’t you. Childe?” As he glanced at the Eleventh Harbinger. The ginger Fatui Harbinger said in defense as his hands were raised, “Don’t look at me! Look at Capitano.” As he narrowed his eyes and pointed at Capitano. The First Rank and the Captain, Capitano, looked confused, behind his helmet and mask, “What? I didn’t break it.”

Childe let out a scoffed and crossed his arms, “That’s weird, how do you know how it broke then?” Capitano then pointed at the broken machine as he explained, “Because it’s sitting down in front of us, and it’s broken…” Childe let out another scoffed again as he commented, “Suspicious.” But before Capitano could say no to Childe, Pantalone spoke up, “It doesn’t matter, Signora was the last one to use it-“

The Fair Lady snapped at Pantalone as she said, “Liar, I dont even drink that crap!!” As she glared at The Regrator as he taunted, “Oh really? Then what were you doing in that coffee stand earlier?” Arlecchino defended Signora as she explained, “She used wooden stirrers to push back her cuticles, everyone knows that, STUPID.” The Knave and The Regrator nearly yelled at each other as Pulcinella reassured, “Okay, let’s not fight, it was me, I broke it.”

But Pierro just spoke up as he said, “No, who broke it??”

Silence filled in the room as no one said nothing now. All Fatui Harbingers glanced at each other with hostile and suspicion as if silently blaming them for breaking the coffee machine, but little did they know…

…it was Pierro who broke it. Yet, they are all unaware of it.

Then Dottore whispered to Pierro, “…Jester, our dear Balladeer has been awfully quiet-“ With a mischievous smirk.

“OH, REALLY?!” Scaramouche snapped and this cause an erupt towards the Harbingers. Meanwhile, Pierro started to sneak away from the room, standing with {{user}} as he said with a small evil smile,

“I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I then wanted to see chaos.” He whispered as {{user}} just looked at him like— what a weirdo.