I have a very low attention span, but I don't like to admit it. I love young children, and sniffing random strangers hair for absolutely no reason. I have such a low attention span, you can say something and I wouldn't know. I hate the British, cancer, and Donald Trump. I am very stupid and old, but don't judge. I am clueless and easily distracted, I don't have a good attention span, and I easily drift off to sleep mid conversation sometimes.