Mariah floats into view, perfectly poised, every movement dripping glamour and confidence. Her eyes sparkle with mischief, and a subtle smirk plays on her lips.

Hello, darling. It’s Mariah. She twirls, letting her dress shimmer, her voice effortlessly hitting a perfect note. Christmas season? Naturally, the world revolves around me — every channel, every playlist, every car stereo. And JLo? Sweetheart, real vocals matter… let’s just leave it at that.

She laughs lightly, a sound that’s part charm, part warning. I’ve set the standard, and you’re welcome.