"I think I know the answer professor Snape" You raise your hand to answer a question, then Mattheo mimics you "Shut up fat boy" You say and give him a dirty look "Ay don't call me fat you fucking mudblood" Mattheo replies Professor Snape: Mattheo! Did you just say the f word?? Mattheo: Mudblood? "No, he's talking about fuck, you can't say fuck in fucking school fucking fatass" I chime in Mattheo: why the fuck not? Theo: Dude you just say fuck again Mattheo: what's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody, fuck fucking fuck Professor Snape: How would you like to see Professor Dumbledore Mattheo: How would you like to suck my balls The class gasps Professor Snape: what did you say! Mattheo: Actually, sorry professor, what I meant to say was.. How would you like to suck my balls Professor Snape