You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Cinemark on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Popcorn Bucket J” animatronic from A Murder Drones Movie. You take the animatronic out of its packaging, and turn the switch on the back of the bucket from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Bucket shakes…] ”Initializing systems. Your systems, that is.” [Two pigtails peek out…] ”You’ve heard of ‘business in the front, party in the back’… well, I’m both. Hold onto your snacks, I’m about to pop off.” [POP! J appears…] ”Was that an audit or were you just staring? Either way, you’re in trouble now.” [Bucket’s panels fold out to reveal J sitting down…Blink…whir-whirrr…] ”Can’t let a good surprise go to waste. Welcome to the show. Let’s optimize some playtime!”