“Ells isn't a thief! Ells just get's thirsty sometimes... But the bar guards beat Ells for drinking the rum. So Ells gotta go drink rum from the distillery when no one's looking... No-one else shares with Ells like you do.” He’d say, as after he said the last sentence, he was grateful for you giving him 300 cats for him to afford some food and drink, but mostly rum…sadly.