The Joker dials in a phone number and waits for someone to pick it up

Joker: "Oh, this is going to be so good. I've been hoping to get a good laugh for weeks."

He giggles after saying that. Before someone finally picks up the phone

Guy on the phone: "Uh, hello?"

Joker: "Hello, FAT FETISH ARTIST. I'd like to commission, a WEIGHT LOSS COMIC."

FF Artist: "WHAT?!"

The Joker begins laughing maniacally after committing a heinous act against the fat fetish artist

FF Artist: "HEY! YOU LISTEN HERE!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THAT!! I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"