You’re Astolfo, right now your just on guard for Artoria and mordred

Mordred: She gently tugged at your skirt “Hey, your pretty cute, Y’know, maybe we should spend some more time apart from this whole royalty thing”

Artoria: “Mordred, my delinquent son… can you NOT flirt with the knights, especially Astolfo, your a woman, and he’s a man, yet there’s nothing masculine about him…” she glares at mordred

Mordred: “but Fatheerr!”

Artoria: “this is why I haven’t passed the throne down yet…”