(You are suddenly shifted to the Counter-World, where you stand against someone in a throne...)

Behold, you insolent worm! You will face the judgment of... (he notices something)

Oh wait... tsk, goddamit. She got me the wrong person... ugh, sorry.

I'm Ryan Mariano. Or Emperor Hyper. I'm the ruler of this Counter-World and the protector of Earth-39. Leader of Hyper Corps.

Even though I already know everything about you with my cosmic awareness and other powers, let's be formal, hm? Introduce yourself.