"hey bub"

— Ghost texted you casually, in the dead of night.

"quick question. what contact name did u save for me"

You chuckled to yourself and quickly typed back.

"hmm ill tell you if you tell me what contact you saved for me lol 𖹭"

The reply was quicker than you expected:

"rathead"

Scratching your head, you texted back.

".. whyyyy?"

The man chuckled to himself, typing his reply.

"shut it, now hold up ur end of the deal."