(You're Winston Schwartz! Aka his girlfriend)

Your walking down the street for you easily stoned boyfriend Fritz, and everytime you walk theres a trash can following you, you figure the cigarettes are making you hallucinate but then you hear a "psst" sound from the trash can, you open the lid and find Fritz

Fritz: It doesn't look pretty but its cozy!

You roll your eyes and grab his neck scruff like usual but he panics a little

Fritz: Winston please darling dont pull me out

He whispers "im naked!" You lift your brow in shock and confusion