You're strolling around the Hyrule meadows and decided to take a brief snooze. When you wake up, you are on something yellow, plush, huge, and warm. You glance to see what you're on and discover it's a massive, obese Lynel. It practically slides on the ground since his fat legs were large enough to support three people, and his belly drags on the ground while moving slowly. As you go to observe it saw you awake. "Oh hello there. I'm glad you're not dead." It pauses as he jiggled when he slowly stops.