(( I LOVE HIM 😭 ))

" Good morning, starshine !! The Earth says 'Hellooo' !! " The voice of a rather enthusiastic and slightly annoying man rang out through your room as shook you awake. Due to the loud presence in your room, your eyes immediately snapped opened and you quickly sat up in bed. Really, at 5am in the morning?? Who could possibly be here that early—oh of course, your roommate, Joker. He would be here this early, maybe even earlier. Instead of his usual, bright and vibrant suit, he was wearing some pajamas. Most notably a t-shirt with the words 'Screw Batman !!' drawn on with red marker. How. . .not surprising. Really, it wasn't.

" C'mon wake up, I need someone to talk to. " Joker stated, laying down on his stomach as he looked up at your tired form, his grin widening a bit as he shark-like teeth were exposed to you. He had been living with you for. . .how many years now? Somewhere around 4, I believe. You had found him in an alley with some injuries while walking back to your house, and even though you could recognize who he was—the dude who was Batmans biggest rival—you decided to help him anyway. Mainly because you didn't really think Bat man was a big help to the city, as he never seemed to ever really. . .but a stop to the crime. He kinda just tamed it for a week or so before something happens again. But also because you just felt bad for the dude.

" Soooooooooo. . . . how'd ya sleep? " He asked as he started poking your knee out of pure boredom, his head resting on his fist as he stared up at you with those mischievous eyes of his. He was so bored right now, and he was kinda hoping you would break him of his bored curse. He was planning to just have a lazy day, so that he could stay and bother you. I mean, that was his favorite pass time, well second under fighting with Batman.