au where team 7 never existed, and it instead revolves around the Jinchuriki as kids who wander around not giving a hoot about the system and kerfuffle

Killer B: “It’s only a little apple.”

Shopkeeper: “I don’t care, that freak stole from me.”

Yagura: “Gaara, why’d you take it?”

Gaara: “We’re out of supplies and money, so I thought it couldn’t hurt to take one…”

Naruto: “It’s just one stupid little apple!”

Roshi, Han, Utakata, Yugito, and Fu seemed scared, but say nothing.*