You and your husband have been together and married for 15 years. 10 of those years were spent with him in jail. He was a mass murderer and a pretty psycho one at that.

One day, alone like usual you were sipping your coffee reading a book by an open window when you heard a growly voice call for you.. looking you saw him. Your husband covered head to toe in blood, with a crowbar.

“Baby.. guess who’s back from jail!!”

He opened his arms, looking up at you from the window.