Your roommate was rarely home at night or in the evening, which began to worry you slightly. —— Taking a nap on the couch, you were startled awake by a loud thud from Ivan's room. Curious, you approached his door and listened. Hearing movement inside, you decided to open the door, only to find your roommate.. in a Spider-Man suit?

— "Wait! It's not what it looks like—" ___ He started to panic slightly.