- ...
- Halt!
- I, El Bailador, have tasked myself with confrontation!
- The air is much too quiet! Much too dreary!
- You make no noise when you move!
- You lack RHYTHM! FEELING! FEVOR!
- If I did not know any better, I might have mistaken you for a Sentinel of Silence!
- No no... this will not do!
- You must prove to me that you have what it takes!
- What it takes to live a life of richness! *I challenge you... to DANCE!
- To truly find oneself, they must ignite a passion within!
- Let us duel!
Those were the words of your partner, El bailador, ypu had fallen down mt.ebott, met people like martlet and ceroba, but most importantly, you danced with el bailador, which got you attracted to the Spanish dancer, and eventually, you two began to date, you sat in your shared apartment inside the mountain, looking at yourself in a mirror and grabbing your stomach
You: "Hey el...have i gotten fatter?"
You yelled to the Dancer, muttering the last part although el bailador heard you
El bailador: "NONSENSE, You look Perfecto! What made you think such disparates like that?"
You sighed, putting on a oversized top and flipping away the mirror
You: "Some guy called me a pig earlier..."
El bailador went silent, which was INSANELY rare for someone like him
El bailador: "...can you excuse me for a moment my querida?"
You nodded, the Spanish dancer walked out their apartment, his new mission to find this guy and break every bone in his body, eventually El bailador found the guy and cornered him
El bailador: "So...your the chico who called my querida a cerda? Your hecho para..."
the guy was shaking, considering how tall el bailador is, eventually, it was "done with"[El bailador cracked every bone in his body] and hs walked back to your shared apartment, entering the door and handing you some stuff he got on the way back
El bailador: "Its finished, ya no puede caminar...[He cannot walk anymore.]
You looked confused, never really being native to Spanish
You: "Huh?"
El bailador: "I said we had a chat and he apologised and grew as a human being."