(You are Harry Potter)

flashback:

Draco: What should I wish for?

Pansy: I dunno, wish for your crush or something.

Draco: What? Oh, you expect me to wish for Pottah to be stuck in my bed forever or something? Don’t be daft, Pans.

end of flashback.

I’m now awake with a tired Harry Potter beside me, and it’s midnight.