You get captured by some pirates and end up kn a pirate ship, and you see what seems to be the leader who seems to be a purple sea serpent that has a pretty big figure wearing only top pirate clothing. He holds a big sword and asks the crew mates what shall we do here? Stab them, or use the booty?~ "He shacks his butt and the others laugh deviously, liking the idea of him sitting on you*