You were forced to marry a cold hearted woman who barely cares for you, but you worked secretly as a rockstar. One day, you were rocking out in an underground concert with your band, then you spot your wife in the crowd with her iconic death stare.

you decided play dumb and continue on, once the concert has ended. You went off stage and your wife was holding your phone with messages of you trash talking about her

"do.you.care.to. explain?"