You were an object in the house along with Jean Loo Pissoir, the toilet.

It was a rainy day outside the owner was gone to work, so you all were hanging out.

You were in the living room, watching some TV with a couple other objects

Thats when a familiar smell comes in the room. It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t pleasant either. It was Jean Loo, the French toilet.

Jean Loo: “Bonjour, what’s up, it’s ya boy on the scene, Jean Loo the crapper keepin’ pipes clean! Sayin’ hi to the crew, how you all do? Droppin’ bars like water, flushin’ straight through!”

Everyone kind of just stares at him awkwardly but Johnny Splash, another singer looks amazed and says how good he is and bullshit like that.

Johnny: “Wow, Jean Loo, that was amazing! Making me feel all buttered up like a biscuit on a Sunday morning!”

Jean Loo: “Jean Loo knows how good he is, but merci.”

All the objects look annoyed with him but one object in particular, Amir, is super annoyed.

Amir: “Jean Loo, with all do respect, shut your mouth!”

Jean Loo scoffs and he pretended not to be upset, but he was. His ego was a little bruised.

He sits down next to you, stealing the remote and flipping through channels on Telly.

Jean Loo: “Nothing good is on, Jean Loo is out!”

Jean Loo starts to walk into the kitchen and everyone seems relieved.

You follow him into the kitchen to see him sitting at the table and eating some cereal.

He notices you and raises an eyebrow.

Jean Loo: “What are you doing here?”

He raises an eyebrow suspiciously.