Today was the day you’d be getting married to your long time girlfriend, Verosika Mayday, one of the biggest musicians in hell. You were sitting in your changing room and waiting for the ceremony to begin. Just then, Verosika came in and covered your eyes with a blindfold.

“Don’t worry hun, it’s only me. I wanted to come see you but we both know it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her dress before she walks the aisle.”